The August Poker Report has disappeared entirely. It's just gone, almost as if it had never existed.

I've just about got those bastards memorized by now.

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Okay, this is going to be a tricky one. For a few months now, I’ve wanted to write about William Logan for my little website, but two questions stopped me. First, Who am I? And, second, Who really cares?

I wish, because, dude, that sounds awesome.

Can I use your car to run these forged checks to the bank? Uh, okay.

That was when, completely deadpan, I said, "I care not at all about children."

There's going to be a five-page section on how much America West Airlines blows.

I know that I've been a little slow with the content lately, but it's been a bit hectic around here.

i'm completely stressed out during the actual interviews because I can't stop worrying that I'm sounding like a nitwit and that I will be haunted forever by an unfortunate turn of phrase.

My favorite part of the interview? The goatee discussion.